The Alternative Phoenetic Alphabet

Aubergine
Bongos
Catflap
Dingo
Effigy
Fanta
Gonzo
Hopscotch
Igloo
Juxtaposition
Kilroy
Lingo
Mushroom
Nostril
Ombudsman
Pingu
Quango
Ronseal
Sausage
Turbot
Unicorn
Volvo
Wogan
X-Men
Yobbo
Zebedee