Stuff from my 11 year old brain

I recently sent off an old Amstrad PCW disk to get it converted to a PC-readable format. It contained various stories I wrote when I was about 10 or 11. Here is one of them, named "Hobbits":

In Middle Earth, there are creatures called HOBBITS.They are half as tall as a man.

^{There are two hobbits called Frodo, and Sam.They became famous after a quest they did.}

^{THE CARS!}

^{For Frodo (age 50), and Sam (age 30),life was getting bad.New things , such as cars, space rockets, and other things.Frodo owned a BMW, and Sam owend a PORSHE.}

^{Frodo was going to the science lab, to see what they were doing.Sam came too.}

^{"Whats that?" asked Frodo,looking at a strange object."I don't know, but you're going to try it!" said the mad scientist.He shot Frodo and Sam with it.}

^{Frodo and Sam went out feeling funny.They got into their cars.But suddenly, the cars shrank, and the two hobbits disappeared.}

^{In a few seconds,Sams car says "Do you know whats happened?".}

^{"Yes." says Frodo's car."We've been turned into cars!".}

 

 

_{THE HOBBITS PART TWO!}

_{Suddenly, the planet shook.The only hope was to leave, because it looked like it was going to explode.They set off in their space ships.The best planet to go to was CARLAND.}

_{They landed, in a few hours.They explored, and settled in, in a new garage, that used to be for $%'&!'s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

_{It was so groggy!}

_{Then they saw a newspaper, delivered by a $%'&! man.}

_{The newspaper was so groggy!}

_{The advert was one for a new king!}

 

_{FRODO AND SAM WENT INTO THE DREADED OFFICE. THEY TOLD THE MAN THERE WHO THEY WERE. "OKAY.". HE SAID. "YOU MUST GO TO THE TABLE OF DEATH.".}

_{ALL WEEK THE PRACTISED, UNTIL THE BIG DAY FINALY CAME.}

 

(That's all of it)