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There is a lot of weird stuff you can do and see in The Hobbit (1982) and Lord of the Rings Game One (1985).

At the start of The Hobbit, go through the door and then type the following:
SAY TO GANDALF "WEST, KILL TROLL"
WAIT
WAIT
WEST
"You can see: the hideous troll, the vicious troll, dead Gandalf."

If you repeatedly eat the food that Elrond gives you, you eventually die of gluttony. If you let the troll eat you, he immediately dies of gluttony.

You can kill a warg with your bare hands.

If you drink wine, it starts slurring the words on the screen, you can get it to swear if you type "SIT"

You have to tell Bard to shoot the dragon, but he randomly says "No", if this happens a few times in a row the dragon just incinerates you

The only way to escape the goblins dungeon is to get Thorin or Gandalf to carry you through the high window. You have to type:
SAY TO GANDALF "CARRY ME"
SAY TO GANDALF "GO THROUGH WINDOW"
If you type LOOK while you're being carried, it'll say "You are in the gandalf"

If you climb into the wooden chest in Bag End and close the lid, it'll treat it as if you're in a dark cave, i.e. you'll stumble around until you smash your skull (the game's words) and die.

There's a room which can't be entered because the game always says "THE PLACE IS TOO FULL FOR YOU TO ENTER"

In LOTR Game One, you can switch control between the four hobbits. If you become (e.g. Pippin) and then attack Frodo, the other hobbits will beat you to death.
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There was fury today when "Sir" "Keir" "Starmer" won the 2024 general election. The news was instantly condemned by Nadine Dorries, Ann Widdecombe and God. Starmer, a leftie lawyer who has defended the likes of Abu Hamza, Fred West and Noel Edmonds, swept to a majority of 170, cruelly depriving our Conservative betters of their God-given right to rule. The Conservative MP for Werther's Originals, Lord Bentonbury, who lost the seat he'd held since 1875, said in his concession speech "Sir Keir Starmer? Sir Woke Tofu, more like!" He then fell on his bayonet.

It is feared that the incoming Labour government will undo all the progress of the last 14 years, such as the blowing up of all council houses and the replacement of hospitals with escape rooms.

Nick Oliver, chairman of the pressure group Families Against Everything, has written to the new Prime Minister urging him to erase the word "trans" from the dictionary, and bring in mandatory hair length checks for all children. Sources in the new administration say that the proposals are being seriously considered, and an announcement is expected soon.

Editorial statement: We stand on the brink of the apocalypse. It is only a matter of time before right-thinking Conservative voters are sent to Angela Rayner's woke concentration camps. Just like in Stalin's gulags, prisoners will slowly waste away on a diet of quinoa and Ryvita, all served directly from the kitchen of Caroline Lucas. Those who survive will be required to work 24/7 serving banquets to Afghan immigrants, some of whom didn't even risk their lives to translate for British soldiers. There is only one conclusion we can draw from the victory of this insane Left cabal: the Tories were not right-wing enough. If Britain still exists in five years' time, the Conservative and Unionist Party's only hope is to stand a ChatGPT replica of Andrew Tate in every consitutuency.

This was a new entry in a series of parody articles I wrote in 1998 and 1999, inspired by the Daily Mail and Daily Express newspapers. You can find the original articles here: Arganoid's Comedy Page
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The posts below have been transferred from my old LiveJournal blog. Some embedded images may not have transferred.

Fake scams

Mar. 30th, 2020 04:31 pm
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Not only are there scams going round, there are also fake scams - i.e.  faked images of made-up scams. The image shown here appears to be fake.  It looks like the iOS text app but it's on a Samsung device. The heading at the top is not centred. And the second message, the one which is  apparently the scam, links to a (non-existent) gov.uk  URL, rather than a third-party domain. If this were an email, the link  could take you somewhere other than the address shown - but there is no  such mechanism for an SMS. In other words, clicking on this link cannot do anything other than take you to the government's official website, and therefore is not a security risk.



As for why someone would do this, maybe they wanted to raise awareness of scams (but then why not use a real scam as an example). Or maybe it was to get views and likes.

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Dip your arms (or as much of your body as you like) in cold water, then aim a fan at yourself and feel the cooling power of evaporation and latent heat. This should be taught in schools. I mean, they taught us about these concepts, but if they'd directly demonstrated this scenario it would have helped consolidate the concepts in our minds, while also having great practical value for our futures in a warming world.

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https://www.facebook.com/martin.fletcher.3998/posts/10154422902371062


Martin Fletcher — 17th June 2016:


"Appalled as I am at the prospect of my country voting to leave the European Union next week, I am hardly surprised. 


 For 25 years our press has fed the British public a diet of distorted,  mendacious and relentlessly hostile stories about the EU - and the  journalist who set the tone was Boris Johnson.


I know this  because I was appointed Brussels correspondent of The Times in 1999, a  few years after Johnson’s stint there for The Telegraph, and I had to  live with the consequences.


Johnson, sacked by The Times in 1988  for fabricating a quote, made his mark in Brussels not through fair and  balanced reporting, but through extreme euro-scepticism. He seized every  chance to mock or denigrate the EU, filing stories that were  undoubtedly colourful but also grotesquely exaggerated or completely  untrue.


The Telegraph loved it. So did the Tory Right. Johnson  later confessed:  “Everything I wrote from Brussels, I found was sort of  chucking these rocks over the garden wall and I listened to this  amazing crash from the greenhouse next door over in England as  everything I wrote from Brussels was having this amazing, explosive  effect on the Tory party, and it really gave me this I suppose rather  weird sense of power."


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I wrote the following on a discussion thread in a local Facebook group, in response to a suggestion that the referendum result is being  ignored:


The problem with Brexit - one of the many problems - is  that there are many different versions of it, none of which has a  majority in either Parliament or the country. And if you look at some of  the versions of it, some - like "no deal" - are incredibly damaging and  were not on the table at all during the referendum (Vote Leave said we'd  negotiate a deal before triggering Article 50 - something which is  impossible!), while others, like the "Norway" option (previously  promoted by Farage and Johnson, but now denounced as tantamount to  treason), are completely pointless, because they mean still following EU  laws but no longer having a say over them. The referendum result has  not been ignored - we have spent 3 years digging our country into a  hole. Other countries are looking at us in disbelief. The Liberal  Democrats favour stopping this national embarrassment via democratic  means. If Brexiters are so sure that the people still want it, then they  should not be afraid of giving the people the final say. If the  referendum question was on an actual, solid Brexit plan rather than a  vague "all-things-to-all-people" set of promises like the first  referendum, then I would accept the result no matter which way it went.

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Radio 4's Money Box Live had an episode the other day about the difficulties the 1.3 million UK citizens living in the EU are about be faced with. These people, along with the over 3 million EU citizens living in the UK, have been almost completely ignored in the Brexit debate. People who called into the programme included:

Yvonne - lives in France, travels to Switzerland every day to work: "Companies will look at me and say 'If you're not an EU citizen, I don't want to hire you, because the paperwork is complicated and I can get anybody who's an EU citizen to do the same job. I have two kids who are studying, and my family relies on my salary, so I really don't know what would happen."

Delia, 71, has lived in Italy for six years: "The healthcare, I think, is a really, really big problem. If there is no deal, then we have no rights to anything, and at our age it is a really major issue. We can't get health insurance, the cost of having to deal with everything privately is prohibitive.

Anne, 68, lives in Italy: "I came over to the UK with my husband because we became grandparents yesterday. While we've been here we've been thinking 'how can we be grandparents to this lovely granddaughter, and so we put in an offer on a house, and the offer was accepted, we got very excited, and then we thought about it and thought that – we don't know if (husband) Mario is going to be able to live here after March – on Brexit day all our rights cease, and we may not be able to live together in the UK. So we've had to cancel that plan. Our dreams have collapsed."

Later in the programme we hear from:

Zoe, who lives in Italy and provides translation services to customers in Germany, France and Italy. As things stand, after Brexit she will not have the right to provide services to companies outside Italy – as that would count as exporting services. Getting Italian citizenship would take four years. She wouldn't be able to return to the UK with her Italian husband unless she met a certain income threshold. As she's self-employed she would have to be established in the UK for two years to prove she could earn enough money to bring her husband over. They have a newborn baby.

Listen to the full programme here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00010yt
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Many years ago, when it came time to choose my A-level subjects, I chose Physics, Chemistry, Computer Science and AS-level Maths. Science had been my strongest subject at GCSE, but I didn't have any particular vision of wanting to be a scientist. Unfortunately I found Chemistry so hard that I quit the course after two weeks – and Physics wasn't much better. Meanwhile, the school had no Computer Science teacher so I was given a copy of the syllabus and was meant to learn it myself – something I didn't at the time have the motivation or self-reliance to do.

My main reason for choosing Physics and Chemistry had been that I wanted to understand how the universe worked. About halfway through the year I read A Brief History of Time, and that explained everything to my satisfaction. I left that school at the end of year and went to a different one that actually taught computer science. So I have Stephen Hawking to thank for scratching that itch and making it easier to make the decision to do the thing I should have been doing all along.

I did feel sorry for my AS-level maths teacher who started the year with six students and ended it with two, both of whom then dropped out. The main thing I have to show for that year is an unfinished science-fiction novel that I wrote during my study periods.

(The headline of this post is clickbait – there was no chance of me becoming a scientist, but by taking the wrong path I could have sleepwalked into total career failure)
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Hardcore was a game being developed by legendary game developer Jeff Minter (aka Yak) of Llamasoft in 1992, following the success of Llamatron and Revenge of the Mutant Camels. It was never finished, because he was hired by Atari to work on games such as Tempest 2000 for the forthcoming Jaguar console. Hardcore was therefore only released as a five-level demo. When I played it aged about 14, I thought it was the coolest thing ever. I noticed recently that there was only one video of it on YouTube, and the quality of that video was terrible. So I've produced two high-quality videos of the game, one running at the default refresh rate of 50 Hz, the other running at 60 Hz (which my 14 inch TV couldn't even display at the time).

In these videos, I'm playing the game on an emulated Atari ST running at 32MHz, rather than the 8MHz that the standard models of the ST ran at – this is to ensure a perfectly smooth frame rate. For the 50Hz video, the difference between 8MHz and 32MHz is very minor, but the 60Hz version benefits much more.






In the late 90s, aged about 19, I did some work on a game of my own which was inspired by Hardcore, named "DEATH". This was also never finished, but I have recently made some tweaks to it and put it online – it can be downloaded from http://argnet.fatal-design.com/pilsbry/death.htm

My goal with this game wasn't to make an exact clone of Hardcore – and at the time I was writing it, I wouldn't have had the programming and game design experience to achieve that anyway. I definitely wouldn't say it's a great game, but with 20 years more experience, it's interesting to look back at my game vs Hardcore, and have gained a greater appreciation for the design of the latter.
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One of the most important justifications for Brexit was meant to be that we would be able to negotiate our own trade deals. What Leave campaigners didn't tell the voters is that if we leave the single market and customs union, we not only lose frictionless access to the EU (by far our largest trading partner) - we also lose trade deals that the EU has signed with around 60 other countries. Together, the EU and these other countries receive over half of our exports. Already countries with which we would like to sign or replace trade deals are seeking to take advantage of our weakened state by pushing for concessions, knowing that we’re desperate for trade deals. South Korea is a recent example. And even in the unlikely event that we were able to sign trade deals with every non-EU country, a no deal Brexit - which due to this incompetent and divided government is looking increasingly likely - would still leave our exporters worse off. Besides, we don't need to leave the EU to boost our trade outside of it. Germany exports far more to China than we do.

Before June 2016, the UK had the fastest-growing economy in the G7. Now, while the US and European economies are booming, the UK has now dropped to become the slowest-growing in the G7, and this is projected to continue for years. We’ve only avoided recession because we’ve been lifted by the global boom. Due to our ageing population, the NHS is struggling to cope with demand - it needs more money, but Brexit will leave it with less.

Sources:
https://www.politico.eu/article/eu-trade-partners-object-to-brexit-transition-roll-over/
https://twitter.com/open_britpress/status/963020212093276160
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The news has just come out that 80s and 90s game designer Paul Woakes died last summer. The only game of his I played was Mercenary III: The Dion Crisis from 1992 – a unique game with a brilliant sense of humour, that managed to fit an entire 3D solar system into a computer with only half a megabyte of RAM. You could land on any planet or moon and explore (admittedly sparsely populated) cities.

To begin with you get around using taxis and buses – this must be the only game that came with a printed bus timetable. Sometimes you would come out of a building just in time to see the bus pull away, and have to wait a few minutes for the next one – all part of the game's slightly evil sense of humour. You can free yourself from the drudgery of public transport by buying a spaceship, but they can be very expensive. One brilliantly cruel trick the game plays on you is that after a few hours of the laboriously getting from one side of the solar system to the other, you enter a building and find a note that tells you "we left your ship behind the building we started". That was also a brilliant piece of game design, because it means the next time the player starts the game they can just go round the back of the building, climb into their free ship and start exploring the solar system without being constrained by public transport – but by the time they found that note, the player would have had plenty of time to familiarise themselves with the locations of the major planets and cities. If they'd been given their ship from the very beginning, they would have just got hopelessly lost.

The plot is that a billionaire named PC Bil wants to begin open-cast mining on the planet Dion, which would be an environmental catastrophe. You have three days to stop him – but that's going to be hard, partly because he's about to be elected President. One way to win the game is to run against and beat him in the election. You have to go to all the TV stations and newspapers (and spend a lot of money) to make sure your campaign is well-advertised. One of the game's most memorable moments is when you come across a father and son standing outside a spaceport. If you briefly pick up the child, it's good publicity – but if you leave without putting the child back down, the headlines become "Mercenary kidnaps child" and the poll ratings drop.

There are six ways to win the game in total (including bankrupting PC Bil by cheating at his casino) – the other one that springs to mind is the one where you find evidence of PC Bil being involved in some kind of criminal activity. You then have to get authorisation to be some kind deputy sheriff or something, so that you can arrest him. But before you do that, you have to sort out somewhere for him to be imprisoned. First you have to buy the deeds to an empty plot of land, then you buy an inflatable prison (I'm not making this up) and place it on that plot. Finally you had to find a special glove that allows you to carry heavy things (such as people), and find the key to PC Bil's room. The final step of this solution, as you carry him to the prison, is very funny as he continually insists that you put him down and that you have no right to do this.

Here is a series of videos where someone plays through the opening parts of Mercenary 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHvlNYDPEmU&list=PL0537E0F6A3427964

And here is a site with a lot more information about all three Mercenary games, and a download of MDDClone, which allows you to play all three games on a PC:
http://mercenarysite.free.fr/mercframes_graphic.htm

Update - 10th February 2018:
Thanks to Simon from the Mercenary site, I have the stuff that PC Bil says as you apprehend him and carry him to prison -

On approaching PC BIL
"HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE - GO AWAY"
"DON'T YOU COME NEAR ME - I'M WARNING YOU"

Triggered when player picks up PCB
"PUT ME DOWN - THIS INSTANT"
"I'M P C BIL - YOU'VE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS"
"I DEMAND TO SEE MY LAWYER IMMEDIATELY"
"- - - - - - HELP! - - - - - -"

Update - Jan 2020:
PC Bil stands for Palyar Commander's Brother-In-Law - a reference to a character in the first Mercenary game.
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https://twitter.com/arganoid/status/937473265337069568

In response to someone talking about unelected EU presidents:

"Do the British people choose the speaker of the HoC or head of the civil service? Closest equivalents to EU Parl. president and Commission president. EU Council president is a chairman. These are not roles equivalent to (eg) US president"

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"I'm SICK of BS about Irish border. Outside single market, UK is OBLIGED under WTO most-favoured nation rules to have controls at ALL border crossings, except with countries it has free-trade deals with. NOT A MATTER OF 'WE DON'T WANT THEM, UP TO EU/ROI'. YOU HAVE TO HAVE THEM"

Alex Andreou - https://www.facebook.com/alex.andreou/posts/10155922150444136

"The UK gov't is being thoroughly dishonest on the Irish border issue in four fundamental ways.

First, this issue hasn't "only now emerged". It was one of the key direct effects of leaving the EU. Entirely predictably so.

Second, refusal to go on to trade negotiations is reasonable. A month after the UK's Art. 50 notification, on 29 April 2017, the Council agreed a phased approach: Progress would have to be made in key areas, one of them being the Irish border, in order to move on to trade. On 19 June 2017, on the very first day of negotiations, the UK formally agreed to this phased approach (having, incidentally, prepared no counter-proposal). “It’s not how it starts, it’s how it finishes that matters,” declared glibly David Davis.

Third, progress to trade talks is not witheld lightly. The member state whose trade most depends on a good deal with the UK is the RoI. The idea they are holding up trade talks only to somehow vex the UK is fanciful. The stakes are as high for them as for the UK.

Fourth, Liam Fox's protest that "we can’t come to a final answer to the Irish question until we get an idea of the end state" is bogus. Nobody is asking the UK to "come to a final answer". What is required -and what the UK agreed to- is progress on the issue. What would represent "progress" on the Irish border issue? Very simple.

There are only four basic scenarios: 1. UK stays in both SM and CU; 2. UK stays in CU but not SM; 3. UK stays in SM but not CU; 4. UK out of both with a bespoke deal; 5. UK out of both with no deal. All the UK would need to do is submit broad proposals on what their plan would be for the Irish border under each of those five scenarios. It's really very, very simple.

There is also a very simple reason the UK gov't hasn't done this: because they know they have no answer for scenarios 3, 4, 5 that keeps their "invisible border" promise, does not threaten to bust their 'Confidence and Supply" deal with the DUP, expose Brexit for the clusterfuck it really is and, probably, cause an election.

These are the sorts of issues that were blithely waved away by Leave before the referendum with an "it'll be alright". I had foolishly assumed this was because they were difficult issues for them. It turns out that they had genuinely not given a thought to them. In a negotiation where your declared aim is to maximise your global advantage, protect your citizens and strengthen your border, it is entirely reasonable for the other side to do the same. The idea of a border that is airtight one way but permeable the other way is inane.

British exceptionalism is not a serious, adult negotiating stance. It hasn't been for many decades. It's encumbent upon the UK to solve its own problems caused by its own leaving. This gov't decided to notify under Art. 50 having done no preparatory work WHATSOEVER. It, alone, is the architect of this mess."


Alex Andreou - https://www.facebook.com/alex.andreou/posts/10155924400589136

"On #bbcdp, Kate Hoey MP simply cannot understand why Brexit threatens the Good Friday Agreement. It *could* be because it's an international treaty, in which the UK and RoI are signatories and co-guarantors and their status as EU members is explicitly written into the Agreement, but I'm no expert.

"We're not putting up a border. If you want a border, you pay for it." she said to Irish Senator Neale Richmond. "Won't be long before the Irish will want to leave the EU", she added. He, INCREDIBLY patiently, explained to her than in the latest poll, Irish support for EU membership was just under 90% and that she really shouldn't comment on things she knows so little about. He is a saint for not responding to such provocatively rude behaviour. Made all the more sickening by the fact she represents a safe Labour constituency which voted to Remain by the HIGHEST margin in the entire country.

This is how the UK behaves to its closest partners and allies, with absolute conviction that THEY LOVE US. America loves us, Commonwealth love us, EU love us, RoI loves us, Australia loves us, all former colonies love us, really THE WORLD loves us.

The entire Brexit plan basically boils down to: If we get our cock out and stick it in other countries' mouths they will have to suck it, because BRITAIN. Well, life comes at you fast. Prepare for a valuable corrective, involving teeth."

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Last week a number of newspapers ran stories claiming that a new study proved that global warming had been exaggerated, and that urgent action was not required. These stories were wrong. How can I be so sure? Because (once again) the authors of the study which was meant to be the source for these claims, said that these stories completely misrepresented their study. Here is their response:

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/sep/21/when-media-sceptics-misrepresent-our-climate-research-we-must-speak-out

"So after reasonably accurate initial reporting, suddenly our paper was about a downgrading of the threat of climate change, when it was actually nothing of the kind: our predictions for warming rates over the coming decades are identical to those of the IPCC"
"Writing in Breitbart, James Delingpole announced that our paper “concedes that it is now almost impossible that the doomsday predictions made in the last IPCC assessment report of 1.5C warming above pre-industrial levels by 2022 will come true.” Which would be exciting, except that the 2013 IPCC report made no such prediction. In fact, the IPCC specifically assessed that temperatures in the 2020s would be 0.9-1.3C warmer than pre-industrial, the lower end of which is already looking conservative. Anyone who had troubled to read our paper would have found this “IPCC AR5 Ch11 projection” helpfully labelled on two of our figures, and clearly consistent with our new results."

The background to all this is that the Paris agreement aims to keep temperature rise below 2° C, and ideally below 1.5° C (as compared to preindustrial levels). At the time, a lot of people were surprised at the inclusion of the latter target as it was thought to be almost impossible to achieve, given that we're already most of the way to 1.5C. The new study suggests that it may be just about possible to limit warming to 1.5° C, *IF* we implement emissions cuts at a much faster rate than is currently happening. In reality, emissions cuts are not even happening fast enough to attain the 2° C target. Bear in mind that the difference in temperature between now and the last ice age is 'only' 4.5° C. On our current trajectory, we are facing a rise of at least 3° C, and the authors of the new study make it clear that their findings do not contradict this.

The newspapers which are most blatantly misrepresenting what the study says are the same ones which spent years perpetuating the myth that vaccines cause autism - something that never had any actual evidence behind it in the first place. A number of people died as a direct result of the drop in vaccination rates which followed these papers' scaremongering. More suffered permanent disability, including blindness and deafness, as a result of measles complications. Doctors and established medical organisations urged these newspapers to report actual facts, but instead, journalists with no scientific literacy preferred to get their information from a tiny group of "rogue" scientists - just as they do today with climate change.
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10 years ago today, I felt the first symptoms of "repetitive strain injury". I put that in quotes because it's a flawed term that only partially describes what's going on. I also sometimes describe my problem as being a chronic pain condition, although that is also an imperfect label.

I developed my condition after seven years of working as a videogame programmer for Frontier Developments - a job that often involved working ridiculous hours and high levels of stress. The year before I developed my condition had been particularly bad - three months without a day off (including weekends) and working until at least 10PM most days. On one occasion, I went into work on a Sunday, left to go and see Mitchell and Webb perform at the Cambridge Corn Exchange, then went back to work after the show. I would work through lunchtimes and through the weekly doughnut sessions, where the boss would give a motivational talk. If someone came to my desk to speak to me, I would often keep my eyes on the screen and carry on typing for the duration of conversation. In addition to my crazy work hours, my home life mostly consisted of being on the computer or watching TV, and even if I got home from work at 10 or 11 PM, I would usually get on the computer straight away.

The first symptom I felt was an ache in one arm that persisted for two days. Within a few weeks I had started to feel other symptoms such as tingling, weakness and sudden jolts of pain when reaching for objects. My productivity at work went down to perhaps a quarter of what it had been before. I started seeing a physiotherapist for treatment (two or three times a week), which helped, but I couldn't get back to where I had been before. My condition is poorly understood, both by me and by experts. At first it seemed to be related to tight muscles in the neck, shoulders and arms, which put pressure on the nerves. Muscle tension still seems to mostly correlate with worse symptoms, but it seems there's more going on than that. I learned a lot about how the brain and the pain system can change over time to make symptoms persist even when the original physical cause is diminished or absent. I also learned that expectations can affect how the brain modulates pain – thinking that something will be painful will make it more painful.

I have spent four and a half of the last ten years off work - six months in 2008, and four years from June 2013 to now. Technically I'm still employed by Frontier and there is a chance of going back, but it seems increasingly unlikely. Therefore I'm currently supporting myself by working as a personal tutor for GCSE and A-level Computer Science students. I mainly work over Skype, so I can tutor any student regardless of where they live. I have also been working on a game, although at a slow pace because of my condition and because tutoring takes up a lot of my time.

There are some good things that have come out of this. Because I could no longer spend much time online, and couldn't play games (which had been my main form of entertainment), I was forced to get out of my comfort zone and try new things. I tried gardening, dancing, climbing, indoor scuba-diving, having 15 minutes of fame on TV, running for elected office and driving American cars round America like some kind of American. I joined environmental groups, walking groups and St John Ambulance. I made some amazing friends, many of whom I never would have met if it hadn't been for this condition. 10 years ago I was so unfit that exercising five minutes would have left me out of breath for half an hour. Now I can jog or swim for an hour without stopping. I'm considerably less bad at dating and relationships than I used to be.

However, this isn't a tale of triumph in spite of adversity. I have to live with both the physical effects of my condition, and the frustration of having to hold back from doing the amount of work I really want to do. The financial implications of all this have been enormous. It's worrying to think about what the next 10, 20 or 30 years might be like. I've grown a lot as a person, but I'd love to be able to combine this with the work capacity I used to have. I'm more ambitious now, but my ability to apply it is very limited.

If you want to help, there are three things I need. First, if you know anyone who would benefit from a computer science/programming tutor let me know. Second, if you're game programmer or artist, I'm looking for people to collaborate with. Third, if my game ever gets finished, I'll need people to help test it, write App Store/Steam reviews for it and sharing posts/tweets with their friends.

Yours sincerely,
Me

Priorities

Apr. 19th, 2017 12:57 pm
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While we squabble over how best to implement the thing that will cause great harm to our country, we ignore the thing that will cause great harm to everything.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/climate-consensus-97-per-cent/2017/apr/17/humans-on-the-verge-of-causing-earths-fastest-climate-change-in-50m-years
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“This is likely to be the most complicated negotiation of modern times. It may be the most complicated negotiation of all times." - David Davis.

Bear in mind that the government has yet to successfully roll out Universal Credit nationwide after 6 years in power. How many times more complicated is Brexit - 10, 100? It will take up most of the govt's time for many, many years and will require us to replicate at great cost many of the EU's agencies (eg European Aviation Safety Agency, European Maritime Safety Agency, European Chemicals Agency), will require us to quickly become experts in the extremely complicated realm of international trade - and in exchange we get a worse trading relationship with what is by far our biggest trading partner, an exodus of the EU doctors, nurses and care workers that our society relies on, huge disruption to scientific and medical research, and less money for the NHS as banks downsize and the economy as a whole takes a hit. We also risk seeing the country break up, which would compound all of the problems above.

Here's just one example of how complicated it will be to actually achieve Brexit:
https://tradebetablog.wordpress.com/2017/01/06/limits-of-possibility/

If the government were made up of geniuses, they might just about be able to implement Brexit with only moderate disruption to the country and economy. Given that they appear not to be geniuses, Armando Iannucci may have to invent a new word to exceed "omnishambles".
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EDIT: this was a link to an episode of the Cracked podcast. Archived episodes now have to be purchased.



I don't actually expect anyone to listen to this entire 1 1/2 hour podcast (even though all their podcasts are really good), but one good point raised was regarding how the left and right often just experience each other through outrage filters which weed out all but the most stupid and ridiculous examples of the other side, and give us a hit of dopamine as we bask in the feeling that we're better than those idiots.

"The other side, that's all they get of us – the dumbest of the dumb people saying the worst things at the worst time and phrasing it in the worst way, and they're only experiencing your point of view... like if you wonder "why can't they just listen to what we say when we say that everyone should have [healthcare] coverage" – they don't hear that, they get a clip of Lena Dunham or pick your obnoxious leftist, saying something incredibly awkward or stupid or that makes them sound out of touch, and that's all they get, because they have the same outrage filter."

I can attest to being a bit hooked on the outrage train – I went through a period when I would read the comments below an article about climate change and be a bit disappointed when there wasn't someone saying something staggeringly ignorant.

Disgust

Jan. 27th, 2017 02:03 am
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I always try to give our politicians the benefit of the doubt, even when they come from a party I don't like. Nothing a PM has said has left me as disgusted as what I just heard Theresa May say in front of a Republican party group.

She had just been talking about her principles of "liberty, work, nationhood, family, economic prudence, patriotism and putting power in the hands of the people". This is what followed:

"And your victory in these elections gives you the opportunity to put them at the heart of this new era of American renewal too. President Trump’s victory – achieved in defiance of all the pundits and the polls – and rooted not in the corridors of Washington, but in the hopes and aspirations of working men and women across this land. Your Party’s victory in both the Congress and the Senate where you swept all before you, secured with great effort, and achieved with an important message of national renewal. And because of this – because of what you have done together, because of that great victory you have won – America can be stronger, greater, and more confident in the years ahead."

She is out there representing our country to both America and the world, and her message in this paragraph is that America has done a taken a huge step forward by replacing the thoughtful, principled Barack Obama with the sociopath and self-confessed groper Donald Trump - and that we Brits are all for this. It's not even just about Trump - I've followed American politics for long enough to know that Trump is just the shit-encrusted tip of the iceberg. If the Republicans were a British party, many of their representatives would be considered far-right. They have too many horrifying policy positions to list, so here are just a few. Even after the Sandy Hook school shooting in which 20 six and seven year olds were killed, they blocked proposals that would have restricted the ability of people with mental illnesses to buy guns - indeed some states loosened gun laws. While publicly professing to never forget the heroism of the first responders who dealt with the immediate aftermath of 9/11, they heavily resisted a law introducing healthcare and compensation for those people, many of whom were literally dying of cancer due to the particles they breathed in. They have subverted democracy by gerrymandering voting districts and introducing laws that deliberately make it harder for blacks to vote. They refused to even consider Merrick Garland to fill the Supreme Court seat which became vacant following the death of Justice Scalia - an issue which may not be familiar to British readers but which could have repercussions (in their favour) for decades. The Republican party have spent years fostering the level of public discourse which led to Donald Trump. He and they are as much a threat to the world as Vladimir Putin - Putin is worse, but Trump and his friends have much more influence. These are the people Theresa May has just praised and given Britain's support to.

Some sources:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jon-stewart-sept-11-responders_us_567ab1e5e4b06fa6887f7bd8
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/07/north-carolina-voting-rights-law/493649/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merrick_Garland_Supreme_Court_nomination

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