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The Fury of Bongle Twonker
Dec. 1st, 2005 10:15 pmOne day, Bongle Twonker awoke from a deep sleep to discover that Arganoid had so far failed to transcribe his many adventures onto the Internet. The readers of Livejournal had missed out on happenings such as the budgerigar incident of October 30th, and the time when Bongle Twonker had slept with the Queen.
Bongle Twonker felt the rage building deep within him. He knew that he should never have trusted Arganoid to do his bidding. He should have chosen a better servant - perhaps Paul Daniels, or Jim Davidson. Still, the decision had been made, and Bongle Twonker was not the kind of entity who just gives up. Arganoid had to be shown that disobedience would not be tolerated. Bongle Twonker began to laugh as countless grotesque ideas sprung into his head like a herd of sword-wielding fawns. Arganoid would pay. Oh yes, he would pay mightily. Oh yes. Yes indeed. Most certainly. When Bongle Twonker's plan was complete, Arganoid would be transformed into a cowering, compliant wreck. And if that didn't work, Bongle Twonker could always use Noel Edmonds instead.
Bongle Twonker felt the rage building deep within him. He knew that he should never have trusted Arganoid to do his bidding. He should have chosen a better servant - perhaps Paul Daniels, or Jim Davidson. Still, the decision had been made, and Bongle Twonker was not the kind of entity who just gives up. Arganoid had to be shown that disobedience would not be tolerated. Bongle Twonker began to laugh as countless grotesque ideas sprung into his head like a herd of sword-wielding fawns. Arganoid would pay. Oh yes, he would pay mightily. Oh yes. Yes indeed. Most certainly. When Bongle Twonker's plan was complete, Arganoid would be transformed into a cowering, compliant wreck. And if that didn't work, Bongle Twonker could always use Noel Edmonds instead.
