The Continuation of the Revenge

One day, while walking along the street, Arganoid was simultaneously hit by bullets from three different snipers. Just as it seemed like things couldn't get any worse, he was then given mouth to mouth resuscitation by Ann Widdecombe. Her fetid breath drove out the bullets and congealed the blood around the wounds - saving Arganoid's life, but at what cost?

When he recovered from his injuries, Arganoid decided that the snipers must have been aiming for Widdecombe and hit him by mistake, and thought nothing more of it.