Weird stuff you can do in the 1980s Middle Earth text adventures

There is a lot of weird stuff you can do and see in The Hobbit (1982) and Lord of the Rings Game One (1985).

At the start of The Hobbit, go through the door and then type the following:
SAY TO GANDALF "WEST, KILL TROLL"
WAIT
WAIT
WEST
"You can see: the hideous troll, the vicious troll, dead Gandalf."

If you repeatedly eat the food that Elrond gives you, you eventually die of gluttony. If you let the troll eat you, he immediately dies of gluttony.

You can kill a warg with your bare hands.

If you drink wine, it starts slurring the words on the screen, you can get it to swear if you type "SIT"

You have to tell Bard to shoot the dragon, but he randomly says "No", if this happens a few times in a row the dragon just incinerates you

The only way to escape the goblins dungeon is to get Thorin or Gandalf to carry you through the high window. You have to type:
SAY TO GANDALF "CARRY ME"
SAY TO GANDALF "GO THROUGH WINDOW"
If you type LOOK while you're being carried, it'll say "You are in the gandalf"

If you climb into the wooden chest in Bag End and close the lid, it'll treat it as if you're in a dark cave, i.e. you'll stumble around until you smash your skull (the game's words) and die.

There's a room which can't be entered because the game always says "THE PLACE IS TOO FULL FOR YOU TO ENTER"

In LOTR Game One, you can switch control between the four hobbits. If you become (e.g. Pippin) and then attack Frodo, the other hobbits will beat you to death.