Arganoid: Cat entertainer extraordinaire

[arganoid]

One day, as Arganoid was raking leaves in the garden, he noticed that a cat was staring at him from behind a nearby window. "Is this what my life has come to," thought Arganoid - "being the equivalent of television for cats?" Nevertheless, Arganoid redoubled his effort, eager to please his audience. Little did he know that the cat was in the pay of Bongle Twonker, and was monitoring Arganoid's movements. Also, Noel Edmonds was involved somehow, although the details are still classified.